How to Make a Sandwich. (The satirical version)

1.)    First place to piece of bread or your choice on a table. You can even  cut a roll or you choice in half then lay each half on the table.

2.)    Next on both sides of the bread or roll spread with a butter knife your favorite condiments(s) (Mayo, Mustard, Ketchup or BBQ Sauce) (Keep in mind that are not going to eat your lunch right away do not use mayo as it will spoil in the sun.)

3.)    Now place you place lettuce, tomatoes or any other veggies that you like on one side the bread

4.)    This is the part where you place your deli of choice on top of the veggies which is on the bread.

5.)    Now place the top part of the bread or roll on top of the other.

6.)    Cut it in half with a knife to make it easier to eat.

7.)    Place sandwich on plate. Add side dishes like potato chips, macaroni salad, potato salad or baked  beans. (Again, if you are not going to eat your lunch right away do not use mayo as it will spoil in the sun.)

8.)    Pour out a drink of your choice into a glass.

9.)    This is where you can eat your meal. Enjoy!!!

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